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At Hondogan Publishing, we believe imaginations are a gift, and should be utilized with reckless abandon and the utmost disregard to reality.  The Churlish Child series does exist in your reality, partially, and the blue wiggly picture-riddles really do show where a few of these 'events' happened, so yes, you coooould actually visit/travel/venture to them if you can figure it out.  I don't recommend it, but you can.  

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Book 1 - 6, leading up to The Story of <redacted>. Thub i

Book 1, Queen Jogan and the Lake Demon

Shee iz hyding RITE THEIR. Th hiss hole tymm, riiiiiiiight therr.

Book 1, white paper.

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Begin reading about the plan.  Know kih-ding, thuh plan.  

Book 1, light blue paper. (Easy on the eyes.)

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Meet Queen Jogan in her prison cell.  

Book 1, pink paper. (Easy to read at night in low light.)

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Meet the Lake Demon.   Eye C whigh Fethers lyke sir sew mutch.  


Book 2, Queen Jogan and the False Queen

Chapters 10 - 20. Thuh falls kween. Eyed hidden E vin know tiss sshe wuz inn buuk 2's tie tull. Cooll.

Book 2, white paper.

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Queen Jogan's plan.   Whose plann?  

Book 2, light blue paper. (Easy on the eyes.)

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Queen Jogan's reason.  

Book 2, pink paper. (Easy to read at night in low light.)

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Meet the False Queen.   Shease nn Ice, four eels.  


Book 3, Queen Jogan and Planned Deceit

Chapters 21 - 31.

Book 3, white paper.

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Sneeky sneeky.  

Book 3, light blue paper. (Easy on the eyes.)

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Aisle be rite bak, eye'm hungree <blue flash> 

Book 3, pink paper. (Easy to read at night in low light.)

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<blue flash, munching on ice cream> 


Book 4, Queen Jogan and a Sacrifice

Yes, she was there the whole time. Hyding lie Kay cow whirred.

Book 4, white paper.

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Definitely not telling.  ...butt eye mite.  Don't.    

Book 4, light blue paper. (Easy on the eyes.)

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Werds giffer uh way.  

Book 4, pink paper. (Easy to read at night in low light.)

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Nahl, stop giving hints.  They can figure it out on their own.  Pfft, dow tit.  


Book 5, Queen Jogan and Falling Dominoes

Chapters 50 - STOP!

Book 5, white paper.

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Eye yam hiss fayv RIT.   Oh my gosh, he said we were BOTH his favorite!  

Book 5, light blue paper. (Easy on the eyes.)

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Sews add, verry sadd, inn E weigh... 

Book 5, pink paper. (Easy to read at night in low light.)

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Bee uh Shay miff ight old-Stop Nahl, really.  


Book 6, Queen Jogan and Forgiveness

Ewe gih tomb eat aim egg hubich. Eye haiters oooohm hutch.

Book 6, white paper.

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Heed bee sew madd, butt heel uvs me, sew hit school.  

Book 6, light blue paper. (Easy on the eyes.)

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Paye uh ten shun too THUH plan.  <cute maniacal laugher>

Book 6, pink paper. (Easy to read at night in low light.)

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Weer high ding Maw Leigh.  Suh kit low, ya perp pull I'd bich.      

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